Isaac

I don’t keep kosher, but I do keep it real. Not Jewish—just a humble gentile with a thing for smart, spicy women who know their way around a holiday dinner and a guilt trip. I play FIFA like it’s a full-time job (spoiler: it’s not), and I’ve got enough sarcasm to keep your group chat entertained. Will I understand all the Jewish jokes at first? No. Will I still laugh and pretend I do just to impress you? Absolutely. Swipe right if you’re down to school me on the High Holidays and maybe yell at the TV with me when my team’s losing.

Oinas

Hoikka

5' 5 (1.65 m)