Isaac

I don’t keep kosher, but I do keep it real. Not Jewish—just a humble gentile with a thing for smart, spicy women who know their way around a holiday dinner and a guilt trip. I play FIFA like it’s a full-time job (spoiler: it’s not), and I’ve got enough sarcasm to keep your group chat entertained. Will I understand all the Jewish jokes at first? No. Will I still laugh and pretend I do just to impress you? Absolutely. Swipe right if you’re down to school me on the High Holidays and maybe yell at the TV with me when my team’s losing.

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5' 5 (1.65 m)