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jphilosopher20 Profile Information

writer and poet seeks a muse
Age 34 From Pawling, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
Haiku in Autumn -
I Seek a Kindred Spirit
On This Dating Site

Hi, I'm Joshua, and for someone who is an aspiring writer, I find it to be a real puzzler to have to write about myself, but here goes!
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Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Ashkenazi
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog, Bird, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
My Job Title Is  
Teaching aid for the handicapped
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Theater, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner at a restaurant neither of us have tried before, but both of us are open to trying, with plenty of time to get to know each other.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Secular
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
While attending school with aspirations of becoming a teacher (still on the first leg of that journey though), I work as an aid at a center for physically and mentally handicapped adults, and as sad as my work can be at times, I really love my job. In addition to my duties as an aid, I also do a lot of teaching to the clients, and I can definitely see teaching as my calling - I think I'd like to teach 6th through 9th grade - a miserable time for the kids, but if i can make a difference in that, it will be worth all the more.

I am pretty much ethnically Jewish, though my mom is a goyim, so I guess by some standards I don't count, and a second strike against me is that up until now, I've been the nonpracticing, never been bar mitzfa-ed kind of Jew. To my credit though, my father, the grandson of a kosher butcher, is an athiest bar mitzfa-ed Jew who owns a restaurant that sells smoked barbeque pork. Wait - that really doesn't help, does it? Oh well, it's not like I can go to hell,
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
My idea of fun is heading into the city with a good friend or girlfriend, and seeing what there is to see. In that setting, I plan things ahead, but I get the chance to be spontaneous too.

In my spare time, I enjoy things like acting, hiking, woodcarving, writing, reading, listening to music, and drawing. I'm also a nerd. No pocket protector here, and as far as I know, I'm not a card carrying member of more than one rpg gamer's guild, but I do like the science fiction and fantasy genres.

I'm not much for the bar or club scene - I prefer to be somewhere less in the way of pounding music and booze - I find it sometimes hard to have a relaxed and comfortable conversation in a noisy place; better to get to know you over coffee.

I usually start preparations for Halloween in December of the previous year, so I'm a little behind schedule this time around.

On the side, when I have time,
In children's books, I like to rhyme,
I'm not so good when there's steps to climb,

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I want to meet someone who is relaxed, warm, affectionate, open minded, and thoughtful, and I don't know how to put it any better than that. By the way, as much as I relish a healthy debate, for the sake of the sanity of all persons involved, Fox News watchers need not apply.

I'm not the pen pal type, so I want the ability to meet someone in a comfortable environment set up in such a way that we can talk for perhaps half an hour, and if that doesn't work out, no loss. More importantly though, nothing ventured, nothing gained, and I feel like sending letters is about as venturous as watching paint dry in the rain.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Committed
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