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Pretty cynical about online dating. If you're looking for a casual relationship, please go to another profile because I'm interested in something serious and long-term.

I'm the only girl you'll ever meet who actually loves The Three Stooges. Before I began writing, my lifelong ambition was to do cartoon voices. Helluva gal, great sense of humor when I take my meds on time (twitch), not looking for a perfect man, just a good man who's perfect for me.

I wear a leg brace, but it won't fit you and you can't have it, so neener.

Related to the above - I get around and do my chores just fine all by my lonesome, so I'm not looking for someone to take care of me. It may be that my future includes a wheelchair, in which case I'll qualify for one of those power scooters and will be able to run down small children, but nothing is set in stone right now.

Strictly speaking, I don't need a man because I have a great place to live and my own money. It would be nice to find someone else with a desire to be in love for the rest of our lives so neither one of us has to be lonely anymore. If it's not meant to happen, then it won't. I'm not going to cry about it. Might blow my nose on someone's shirt though.

Humor is extremely important to me;

Q: Why did the paleontologist cross the road?
A: The chicken reverted.

If you don't understand that joke, we probably won't get along.

About the goofy picture - It takes a very special kind of brain to cross one eye and its not as easy as it looks.

For my profession listed below, I put 'comic book writer'. The stuff I make up isn't for kids. If you're familiar with 'Watchmen' by Alan Moore, that's along the lines of what I do except that principles of actual science and physics are incorporated, kind of like the work of the late Michael Critchton.

Now you understand why my eye is crossed.

Steinbock

Dick und Schön

5' 3 (1.6 m)

Blau

Ashkenazim

Geschieden

Nein

Nein

Augen

Gepierct... Aber nur die Ohren

Silber

Katze

Ja

Teilweise Hochschule

Arbeite zu Hause

Kunst / Musik /Literatur

Comic book writer.

$15,000USD bis $29,999USD

Alleine, Mit Haustier(en)

Es gibt keinen Lärm

Ja - Oft

Ja - Sozial

Außenseiter

Reserviert, Schüchtern, Aufmerksam, Freundlich, Comedian, Flirtwillig

Lernen, Musik, Filme, Internet, Spiele, Essen gehen, Reisen, Kochen, Computer

Shoppen gehen, Daheim bleiben, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Entspannen, Schlafen, In ein Konzert gehen, In ein Museum gehen

An activity that doesn't require me to use pepper mace.

Breathing under water without extra equipment.

Ich habe keine Freunde

Reform

Nie

Getting my original comic published, finding true love, getting as much function in my leg back as possible, going through enough plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.

Überspitzt homosexuell/Tuntig, Clever, Trocken / Sarkastisch, Freundlich, Albern, Mysteriös, Scharf

Cartoons, Dokumentationen, Anleitungen, Filme

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Dokumentation, Animation, Erotisch

Rock, Electronic, Pop, Klassik, Blues, Industrial, Lating, New Age, Stimmungsvoll, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk

Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Natur, Wissenschaft, Science Fiction, Ich bin ein Autor

Discussing quantum physics while naked.

Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Einfühlungsvermögen, Sensibilität, Seltsamkeiten, Kraft, Flirtwillig, Esprit, Nachdenklich

Mostly, I look for loose change on the floor after barfights.

Freund, Heirat, Verpflichtendes