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I recently decided to completely revamp my profiles because I felt that they were getting, how can I say this, boring. Believe it or not, my profile used to start with the following statement: "I prefer to be open, honest, affectionate, and caring." Now even though that statement may be totally true, I decided that it was just too flat. So I decided to have a little bit of fun.

Perhaps you might ask, what do I feel that I am doing with my life? This is a very existential question, if you think about it. It makes me wonder things like ... Should I have a greater plan for it all? Should I have some important personal goal that I want to tell you about? ... Well, I don't! Sadly, I often prefer to spend my time going to the gym, reading, hiking, bicycling, or going to the movies. On the bright side, I like to find opportunities for humor and play each day.

Now here's another one ... what do I spend time thinking about? My employer sent me to a mindfulness workshop last year. It described how random our internal thinking can be. That certainly fits me. I can be quite random. Now, I don't want you to think I am using this example to evade the question. I want you to know that I am taking this profile writing very seriously. I am pretty sure I have thoughts almost every day. I willing to bet I have at least a dozen, yes 12, actual thoughts a day. But right now, at this moment, when I am trying to tell you what I spend a lot of time thinking about, i can't think of them.

Moving on, what am I good at? I love being funny and playful. I can be silly without (hopefully) being immature. I will admit that is sometimes a struggle. I am very good at listening and communication. However, I do try to balance out all that boring niceness with my hobby, which is being general pain in the (you know what). 

Now I am going to admit something. I have read a good number of women's dating profiles. Many were very well written, and I have learned from reading them. I have noticed that many woman endorse items such as travel, or being adventurous, or displaying decent manners on the internet. In all fairness, I felt I should touch on these issues.

Travel? I have a long term relationship with the 405 freeway. Dysfunctional but long term. I am pretty sure that I have over 50,000 miles on that freeway. I think that makes me a pretty experienced traveler.

Adventurous? I am very adventurous when I can work up the nerve. Please do not ask me to elaborate on this, as I am beginning to feel faint.

Jungfrau

Fit

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Braun

Geschieden

Nein

Lachen

Würde nicht einmal daran denken

Dunkelbraun

Keine Haustiere

Nein

Nein

Einmal alle paar Monate

Lesen

Rinderbrust

Universitäts-Abschluss

Vollzeit

Medizin / Gesundheit

Psychologist Manager

Mit Kind(ern)

Alles ist ruhig

Nein

Ja - Sozial

Streber

Schüchtern, Freundlich, Comedian, Offen

Familie, Essen gehen, Trainieren, Lesen, Lernen, Musik, Filme, Kochen

Mit Freunden ausgehen, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Ein Buch lesen, In ein Museum gehen

Lunch on Balboa Island.

A large chain saw. Just kidding (mostly). How about jet skis? Maybe a motorcycle, if I had more of a death wish. :)

Freundlich, Jemand, der sie sein wollen

Reform

In den Ferien

Find a partner who can relate to (aka put up with) my sense of humor.

Freundlich, Albern

Filme

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy

Rock, Klassik

Geschäft, Fiction, Gesundheit, Humor, Mystery, Politisch, Wissenschaft, Science Fiction

Good conversation, humor, movies, museums, botanical gardens, the beach, bicycling,Chinese food, Indian food, coffee, tea, salmon, blueberries, San Francisco, Palm Springs, reading, discussing current affairs, working out, hiking with a friend, walking at the beach, time to relax on the weekend.

Esprit, Flirtwillig, Spontanität, Kühnheit, Sensibilität, Einfühlungsvermögen, Humor, Gutes Aussehen, Nachdenklich, Intelligenz

You should message me If you would like to chat and get acquainted
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You should also message me if you live near Long Beach. In fact, if you really like my profile, you don't even have to live that close.

And, definitely, if you can relate to my sense of humor.

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